Mrs. Mother

We mustn't forget the darling and dear Mrs. Mother - she's a magnificent Mrs and not like any other! She can whip up something fierce in a Mrs flash - her pocketbook is always stocked lipstick and with piles of crisp Mrs cash. She can really starch a shirt and even fix a zipper - she does it with a smile because she's so damn chipper. She's there to catch you when you fall - and she'll brilliantly execute emergency trips to the mall. At times she may be screaming inside - but she remains cool, calm and collected insisting that she's fine. She likes a good drink and takes it pretty stiffy - and if you ask her to, she'll turn out a party's worth in a jiffy. She proudly coddles her little chickens - even though they drive her to drink, those little dickens!  Her floors are always gleaming and her windows she perfectly washes - all with a hot meal on the table has you exclaiming 'oh my gosh's!' Don't feel bad, really, it's not you - Mrs. Mother is crazy and a little cuckoo. Craziness aside, she's truly a work of art - she's Mrs. Mother and we love her with all our heart!

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