And so the old saying goes "out with the old, in with the new" - and my oh my, it couldn't be any more true! Thus I've formulated the eleven musts for this shiny new year - the very items necessary to successfully power on and persevere! A few for the Mrs. a few for the home - any single one of these would change your life alone! A 2011 wardrobe is a failure with out a pair of Cha-Cha tights - nothing compares or comes close, try as they mights! Out with the parkas and puffers and in with the boleros - looking prim, proper and like a million dineros! Now, it goes without saying that wrinkles are rather harrowing - however unavoidable, thanks to all the grimacing and endless brow narrowing. Now you can turn that frown upside down sans the injection - thanks to Wrinkies and Frownies, the ultimate in line abolishing perfection! For all the Mrs.'s with the uber-short do - a fab headscarf is our new ponytail... yes, tried and true - and if that's not enough, a little hair tape will hold a short coiffed up-do. A house isn't a manse sans personalized stir sticks - the ultimate house cocktail accessory, lickety-split! Mink puffs, my new 2011 go to earring - total lobe perfection and hands-down domineering! The 2011 bag must be wondrous and white - your eyelashes beautifully black and brazenly bright! My go to spice, Hungarian Hot Paprika - the spice of life that leaves you whistling eureka! 2011 calls for only gold for the feet - preferably in a wedgie peep-toe that can't be beat! So there you have it the 2011 Mrs. musts - the eleven remarkable, game-changing goodies that will make your year uproariously robust!!
1. Bebaroque / Cha-Cha Tights 2. Miu Miu / Satin Bolero 3. Wrinkies + Frownies 4. Custom Stirrers 5. Chloe / Marcie Leather Shopper 6. Buxom Mascara 7. Hermes / Cheval de Legende Silk Scarf 8. Szeged Hungarian Hot Paprika 9. Mink Clip-ons 10. Lilly Pulitzer / Gold Wedges 11. Hair Tape