Mrs. Holiday Punch

Are you pacing back and forth wondering what to serve at your holiday partay? Fret no further, I've just the thing to take your soirée from lamé to risqué! Enter my Mrs. Holiday Punch - a trough of booze so good, you'll want it for dinner, breakfast and lunch! It's really rather simple when executed properly; while the ingredients are pedestrian, the punch is a novelty! Print out the recipe here, peek down below + serve it to your guests - they'll be tipsy in no time, hugging you and telling you 'you're the bessssst!'