Every now n' again you really must get tanked - and throw all caution to the wind until you're sublimely plagued. It's that time of year when the festivities are rich - and where impromptu parties commence at the flip of a switch. There's absolutely zero shame in seeing pink elephants every once in a while - just as long as it's done with gusto and in high style! So take full advantage of this debaucherous season - and uproariously light things up with frivolous freedom. I'm taking the weekend as I plan to do just that - mark my word, come New Years Eve I'll be back!