The saying "you always want what you can't have" couldn't be more true - what I wouldn't give for a smokin' hot top knot do!! My Mrs. coiffeur is just too short - a phantasmagorical top knot, it certainly could not support! That being said, it doesn't stop me from day-dreaming - about how my aspiring top knot would be commanding and beaming. So, those of you with the long perfect locks - I beg you to fashion up the above top knots. And, for those of us with the shorter dos - we'll have to just twist up a sexy turban and use Madame Barzini as our muse!