Telegram! It's for you! You've been summoned to party, and well, I really hope you do! Tonight is the night dear friends, and the word is out on the street - Mrs. Turk and I are fixing raise Cain this evening at her LA boutique! We're rallying all LA peeps and fabby fans - to come + join us if you cans! There'll be unstoppable Mr. + Mrs. Turk wares for the score - and stiff Mrs. cocktails floating about the store! I'll be in attendance lovingly signing your cocktail swatchbooks - with cocktail in hand (of course) as it really compliments my look!
We sincerely hope you'll join us for this most auspicious affair - to put it simply... BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!
Kindly RSVP... see you tonight, yippee!!