Like a flash of lightning, the MRS has disappeared without a trace! She straight up went MIA as if she rocketed herself into outer space. Perhaps she's in an exotic + remote location - or even juicier... amidst a witness protection relocation?! No no no... that's far too crafted, a tad far flung and just a bit too sci-fi. My comforting guess is she's irresponsibly leisuring off duty in a remote location sans the proper wifi. What ever the case, you KNOW there'll be an epic story to follow. Lets keep our manicured fingers crossed that her fate won't result into a hard pill to swallow. We must, however, dig deep and grasp hold of our resolve. For our beloved MRS wouldn't dare leave us in the lurch, forced to question, agonize + starve. We've reason to believe she's diligently collaborating with the higher powers; the vibrations we're picking up are like that of intergalactic star showers! Secret intelligence aside, one thing remains allegiant and true - nary a pillar of her highly regarded stature would guide us a stew.
I urge you all to keep your eyes peeled and your ears piqued. For every lead reported guides us further away from succumbing to her ladyship's status becoming obsolete. Should you stumble upon a tip of her whereabouts, or even a hearsay of her status - please leave your comments below, and we'll have our dispatcher on duty reach out, her name is Gladys.
In any case let's keep a strong willed assumption, that MRS LILIEN will rise like a reincarnated phoenix, and not succumb to our own dark thoughts of self destruction.
As mentioned before, Gladys will be your steadfast MRS correspondent - she'll be recording your input, fielding your questions and reporting them directly to our investigative MRS department. Stay tuned in while our search abides - For if we know anything of our MRS, it is that to each occasion, she will always rise.
MRS. N. DREW